Google vs. Jesus

I noticed that my posts have taken on a dark style and maybe a little of social commentary. That's the way I write, I guess. But today I want to tackle other things.
How much do I love Google? Somewhere between hot, naked girls and diarrhea. So, right in the middle. But Google is great. I can type in a question, anything, and most times there's an answer on that page. I even use it when I become a complete boob and forget how to spell the simplest of words, like 'permanent', which led me to finally learning what the permanent press function on the washer is all about, leading me to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permanent_press
and then to the periodic table and halfway across the world and back, and one third of the history of the world. I must have had thirty tabs open.
I googled Google and it came up with this many: Results 1 - 10 of about 2,750,000,000 for google. (0.32 seconds) That's pretty.
Then I googled Jesus: Results 1 - 10 of about 258,000,000 for Jesus. (0.16 seconds)
Jesus looses again.
And another thing I learned today was that the word 'googled' was chosen by the American Dialect Society as the most useful word of 2002, and that googled is now in major dictionaries.
It makes sense. It's where we're headed. Where ever that may be.